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hands. Not $1 bills, but $10s and $20s, and I could have sworn I saw some larger, but don't quote me. Sis calmly blessed each person as she snatched the loot, and rolled to the next paying customer. When she was finished, the audience wasn't, and two encores would have tun turned into three, had not the judges come back with the returns.

Now, I have heard some people say that the contest was fixed. That the person (s) who should have won, didn't. The judges worked very hard trying to make a fair decision, and to remember that it wasn't a body they were after. Until after the show.

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Mr. Club Baths must have not only a good body, but a good mind, and a stage personality, like Bruce Eden. Unfortunately, the people that some dissenters felt should have won, didn't for the simple reason that you can't be stoned and talk coherently at the same time. It's alright int the dormitory, but not in front of several hundred people. The judges selection was fair, and good. The winner was young, with a good

body, a good personality, a good stage prescence, and I could say more, but I don't know him well enough. Maybe someday I will. I hope.

After the presentation of awards, the pictures were taken, the wardrobes were packed up, and the contestants, Tiffany Jones, Bruce Eden, and the Club Baths Biggies all went to a party. Everyone else stayed around at the 620 getting drunk, and wondering why God didn't bless all of us with what those thirteen (including Bruce Eden) have. Hurry back Tiffany, and whoever Mr. Club Baths will be, or it will be a long drunk.

The winners of the contest were: Ken;no last name

First runner-up

Second runner-up

Paul Hawlin

Mr. Club Baths Cleveland..... Albert, from the Club Cleveland, 32nd St.

We have no photos of the winners, because the first runner-up refused us permission to print his picture. Since all of the pictures we have of the winners include him, we unfortunately cannot give you a good look. We will try for individual pictures in the January issue.

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